Agradecimento Público

Agradeço publica e penhoradamente ao estimado Comboio Azul o facto de ele me explicar o que é o sarcasmo, prática que eu desconheço em absoluto e que sou incapaz de identificar onde quer que seja. Sobretudo em relação a artistas que mandam pérolas como o Gallo. Deixo-lhe aqui uma breve colecção de frases do seu ídolo, homem absolutamente incapaz de vender o seu sémen. Tudo por uma boa gargalhada...

"I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite"

"The best interview of Vincent Gallo was done by Vincent Gallo. The best articles about Vincent Gallo were written by Vincent Gallo, the best acting performance of Vincent Gallo was directed and edited by Vincent Gallo from a screenplay written by Vincent Gallo. So you see, this is painful for me. I'm better off interviewing myself. Imagine getting to interview myself. I'd be so excited, I'd shit my pants"

"I must make it clear that I'm not gay. Never have been. Never will be. But if I was gay, I would have made one of the great gays of all time."

"God, I do it all. I glow like a ray of light is around me. A kind of Jesus."